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Happy Ending Massage

We need to make one thing very clear from the start when talking about this sort of service. We are not talking about the type of London happy ending massage you’d get in Chinatown from an Asian “parlour”. Basically those places exist to rip you off. Yes they’ll jerk you off, but it will be after a very unsatisfying and brief massage. They’ll try to pass it off as sensual, but there really is nothing sensual about it. The only sense you’re likely to stimulate there is you sense of smell because they’re dirty, stinky and horrible places. They’ll leave you with your dick in your hand begging for attention, whilst they ask you for extra cash to relieve it for you.

A real happy ending massage

If you want a real happy ending massage in London, you go to a professional massage agency. Because the massage is not all about the ending. The ending is just an inevitable conclusion to what’s getting stroked and massaged! And in the case of an erotic, or “sensual” massage, your penis and genitals will be included. It’s all part of the tantric massage process. We focus on your senses, all of them, and try to stimulate your spiritual side and mind, as well as your body of course. There is not primary focus on lingam massage here, it juts culminates there. Believe us, by the time our masseuses get there, you’ll already be in a state of absolute bliss. Make no mistake about it.

Experienced happy ending massage

The best way to get the perfect London happy ending massage is to get it from someone who knows how to handle you. Even the delicate parts of you. There is no point in building up your massage to a conclusion that’s been all about the senses, only to tug on your old chap like it’s supposed to come off! The only thing that’s going to happen there is dissatisfaction and possible injury. No, when an experience happy ending masseuse does this type of massage, she won’t have to work too hard at all. Your visual stimulation, and the stimulation and relaxation of the rest of your body will all work hand in hand (no pun intended) to get you to the inevitable climax situation you’ve been looking forward to. There really is no better way to end a stressful day, or have a productive lunch hour!

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